I guess I gotta give part 2 of my confessions...

Ugh. I don’t know why I can sleep so well at night.

Someone like me shouldn’t be able to. Some people could call me a killer.

I honestly don’t know what’s wrong with me.

I should be feeling guilty but I don’t. I don’t even take the blame, I blame the companies for making pieces of shit and selling them to.

But I don’t want to admit it. If I admit it, you know how many people could hold this against me?

My brother would never let me touch his touch again.

Okay, fine. Whatever.

I’m a killer of electronics.

You have no idea how hard that really was for me to admit. I like to think I take the best care of everything I own, but in all reality, I don’t.

Lets run down this list, shall we? Now keep in mind, these are things that I have bought in the last year since I’ve worked at Macs.
-5 webcams
-2 laptops
-3 cell phones
-2 cameras

So currently, I don’t have a webcam because all five of those are crap and my camera got wet so the screen doesn’t work. Other than that, I got a new laptop yesterday and a new cell phone last week. And it isn’t just quality. Like I might not buy the most expensive thing ever, but I wouldn’t call it cheap. Like two of my webcams were $80. There’s no reason why an $80 webcam can’t work.

But I still don’t take blame for my Acer. That was a piece of shit and I never will apologize for killing it. Plus, it was the blue screen of deaths fault- not mine.

It just sucks though because I can’t keep anything long enough to establish the bond an owner should feel with her electronics. It really is a sad day. I wish this habit wasn’t so expensive though. Why couldn’t I kill things softly with my song? Or chocolate in my mouth.

But noooo, it had to be electronics.