there's only one thing two do three words four you

After my grandpa passed away in the summer, we had to go to his trailer and clean everything out and I guess claim what we wanted.

My grandpa had like six tape recorders, which was kind of weird, but no one really thought anything of it. My mom got me one because she thought i could use it for school to tape record my teachers?? I dont know, it sounded kinda creepy to me, so i never used it. But then today, for some random reason my mom decided that she wanted to play it back to see what was even on it. I guess my grandpa taped phone convo's about some family crisis or something that my mom never knew about. It was something to do with my Aunt and her getting married to some random guy or something.. My mom is so into this tape that shes listening to it like it's some kind of radio soap. i personally think it's weird that she didn't know any of this and has to get it all from a tape. You know that your family is close when...

Which kinda makes me wanna record my life for Tyler so that when my parents die, we never have to talk.

Kidding of course. If he's going to be as rich as hes saying he will be, duh, I wanna talk to him.
Speaking of finding things my dad is trying to fix my laptop, so I better go watch him just to make sure he doesnt find something.

Wait
what?

Kevin (Dad) says:
HI STACEY
Kevin says:
U HTERE
Kevin says:
THERE
Stacey says:
yes?
Stacey says:
aw she has purple font
Kevin says:
HI POO POO
Stacey says:
hii!
Kevin says:
WHATS UP
Stacey says:
nothing.. lol
Kevin says:
R U STILL THERE
Stacey says:
am I where
Stacey says:
am I online or am I in maryland
Stacey says:
because if you are asking me if Im in maryland, then no Im not
Kevin says:
ON LINE
Stacey says:
im behind you
Stacey says:
look
Stacey says:
:)
Kevin says:
WHERE
Stacey says:
IN MARYLAND
Stacey says:
aha
Kevin says:
ARE YOU COMING AS PLANNED TOMMORROW OR ARE THERE CHANGES
Stacey says:
im coming as planned
Stacey says:
its like im a baby aww
Kevin (Mom) says:
thelma bought a big ass tv and keith hammond says hi
Stacey says:
WHAT? lol
Stacey says:
why did thelma buy a tv and what does that have to do with us
Kevin says:
church news thats all
Stacey says:
oh
Stacey says:
because when im 346634 miles away from home, i'm totally missing the church news
Kevin says:
in case you didnt know its mom not dad
Stacey says:
oh i thought it was tyler
Kevin says:
like hed tell you about thelma
Stacey says:
true
Stacey says:
but i never thought you would say the words 'big ass tv'
Stacey says:
lol
Kevin says:
gotta go dad made home made pizza hes hollering for me to come
Stacey says:
hollering?
Stacey says:
ahah
Stacey says:
k byeee
Kevin says:
ya big ass is pretty tamed for me i should have said mother ******
Stacey says:
AHHA
Stacey says:
seriously
Kevin says:
lol
Kevin says:
gone back soon luv ya